My precious children!
Since my early days, I have heard many jokes about the mystical powers of a gypsy's tears. Oh! How many times was I tormented? Told the same fucking joke every day? Too many to count!
Let me set the record straight. Yes, out tears do have a kind of magic to them, but it can only be utilized under the supervision of a very skilled individual. The average moron asking about gypsy tears would not know the first thing to do with it, in fact he would have no more knowledge than he has regarding a woman's clitoris.
The next important thing to know is that while our tears have many magical properties; gypsies do not cry. You see, our minds do not focus on the petty issues that you regular humans do; thus our tears are hard to come by. A warning to any ignorant assholes out there, if you attempt to make a gypsy cry, we will get angry; then a curse will surely befall you and your loved ones. You have been warned.
To all the star-crossed lovers out there today, instead of wasting time wining and dining, spend it fucking. Who knows how long this "relationship" may last? Try to get as much sex out of the deal as possible.
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